Welcome to PsychoBarcodeTranslations

We strive to bring you translations with a standard of English that rivals actual publications. From the chapter to the sentence, and even the spelling, I, Euin, the translator here, hope to bring to the readers translations of interesting stories that are a joy to read on every level; all with a Canadian twist.


Red rays rise slowly;

Shining between great black trunks

To scan the barcode.


We have one translator, one Dr. MIA, and one Ninja Editor. New translations are posted weekly.

If I knew how to make this post unreachable, and just a fancy part of the homepage, I would. Unfortunately, this is what you have to deal with.